Corporate Gibberish

Give it a spin , it sure is intriguing … and now it makes perfect sense too …. :)

June 29, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Seat 29E Complaint

Not sure if this is true or not, but it sure is very funny. This is a letter (in pdf, 112kb) , to Continental Airlines by a passenger complaining about Seat 29E written on the plane during the flight and its hilarious - a must read.

June 28, 2005 · Amit Bahree

The Store Wars - a must watch for Star War fans

If you are a star wars then check out the Store Wars - hilarious. Thanks to Wai for sending this one over.

May 17, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Poke the Penguin

Thanks to Wai for passing this one. I think both my MS and Linux buddies will enjoy poking the penguin - you need to keep as it for a little while.

May 12, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Java Gridbag

Well, all I can say is enjoy…. http://madbean.com/anim/totallygridbag

May 9, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Jibjab for UK (its called GBJab)

Thanks to Sanjay who pointed this out. Now that the elections are looming here in UK, the JibJab guys are at it again creating a very hilarious GBJab - you have to check it out . You can also download the Windows version or the Mac version . Make sure your speakers are on!

April 28, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Excel as a Database

Thanks to Stef to point this my way - it is hilarious. Cross posted from Rory Blyth - make sure to check out his post for all the hilarious story. Sadly, this is dejavu for me…. :) As a developer, you’ve probably, at some unfortunate point in your life (possibly several points, actually), been handed an Excel file that has been crammed full of “data” by someone in marketing and told to “do something with it....

April 26, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Secret to Happy Married Life

Here’s the untold secret of married life as told my Meenakshi my lovely wife *grin* A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man." We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse....

April 5, 2005 · Amit Bahree

What to do when you have too much time?

Well, you can either start a blog like me (pun intended) *grin*, or you can stack pennies - which are quite cool, but then how much time is needed for creating each art thinggy ??? ;)

April 5, 2005 · Amit Bahree

SQL Server on Linux

Yes, its true! MS is going to port SQL Server for Linux! I don’t think they would be releasing the code for it though. ;)

April 1, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Ants

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Can one really get this lucky?

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Conference calls in the modern age

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Is Ample enough? :)

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Success and Humanity?

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Veiled Threat

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

What did Bush learn in Schoo?l

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

When to shutup?

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 19, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Dinner Recommendations anyone?

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 18, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Hi-Tech Fortunes?

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 18, 2005 · Amit Bahree

The ideal Battle

[Listening to: 04-dzihan__and__kamien_-_ford_transit_160_lame_cbr - AsianLounge_Cd2 - AsianLounge_Cd2 (04:50)]

March 18, 2005 · Amit Bahree

This buffalo addicted to BBC

Thanks to Murty for pointing out this tale of a buffalo that simply refuses to be milked without its daily dose of BBC! And it’s not quite the British broadcaster that the animal is addicted to but khaini - a form of chewing tobacco that is popularly called " buddhi bardhak choorn “, or BBC, in Jharkhand. For its owner Mangra Munda, a resident of Lohardagga district, the addiction has turned into a headache....

February 21, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Breakneck Speed?

February 16, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Dilbert Marathon

Ah, some excellent gems…

February 15, 2005 · Amit Bahree

Notice Of Revocation Of Independence

Megha, send this to me and it is quite funny; not sure of the original author though. To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories....

February 8, 2005 · Amit Bahree