Joke of the day

Two strings walk into a bar. 1st string: I’ll have a beerk^xtc3ts08bmd;tidd%ti=lt}to 2nd string: Please forgive my friend. He’s not null terminated. (credit: Avanade communities)

July 22, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Greatest moment in a geek's life!

Greatest moment in a geeks life

July 16, 2011 · Amit Bahree

On Friends

Sorry, this is in Hinglish ; too complicated to try and translate it. :) RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO: Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai. Papa- Beta Kiska Hai. Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain RESULT AGAR BURA HO: Maa- Aag lage is college main. Papa- Laad pyar ne bigaad diya. Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain! NAUKRI LAGNE PAR: Maa- Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna Papa- Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna. Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!...

June 18, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Enjoy your Tea?

If you are a Tea person (and I am not), then you would like Cup of Brown joy from Professor Elemental – who is basically a guy from Colonial India who does hip hop.

June 15, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Code commenting made easy

June 5, 2011 · Amit Bahree

How times Change

May 13, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Bug tracking

April 30, 2011 · Amit Bahree

What is Gaali?

Krodh k samay mukh se nikle ashleel shabd athwa shabdo ka samuh, jinke uchaaran k pashchaat vyakti k hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai :) (Sorry too complicated to translate from Hindi to English)

February 20, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Tomatoes

A family of tomatoes were walking down the street. The youngest tomato was being silly lagging behind and then unfortunately he was stepped on. The mother tomato turned around and said “ketch-up”

January 29, 2011 · Amit Bahree

More Yo Mama

Yo mama is so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

January 23, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Sounds like Facebook

Get a Billion

January 20, 2011 · Amit Bahree

Yo Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. Perhaps, I should revive my Yo Mama jokes, no? :)

January 14, 2011 · Amit Bahree

King and Queen

November 19, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Thought of the day

I’m so broke even my computer is low on cache.

November 10, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Proud of the BBC

Brilliant!

October 24, 2010 · Amit Bahree

How to best use TFS?

So you have a team (somewhat like mine right now) which is inexperienced with TFS and not very sure about this whole branching, merging, shelveset thinggy and extremely nervous when using it. So, what will you do? Well you might try and train them, show them how to use it, write documents showing how to use it, have processes in place, try and use some tools to help, etc. But, what do they do?...

October 23, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Boolean logic explained

Boolean logic explained

August 8, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Project Management – how to test?

I think many of us can relate to this - including my current project. :roll: Project Management - how to test

August 8, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Race Conditions explained

Need I say more? Race condition explained

August 8, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Still no sleep

Unfortunately (or fortunately), depending on your perspective, this is so me! Still no sleep

August 8, 2010 · Amit Bahree

iPhone 3.0G and iOS 4

The wife has one of these and can absolutely relate to this!

July 30, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Pixels

Pixels is Awesome! Any self righteous geek has to check this out. :)

April 9, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Speeding Ticket Fail

Evolution clearly has been failing us. :roll:

April 2, 2010 · Amit Bahree

History of Gadgets

Need I say anything more? :) History of Gadgets

March 29, 2010 · Amit Bahree

Reboot the cloud

New Paradigm, old habits – brilliant. :) Click on the picture to see the original size. reboot the cloud

March 9, 2010 · Amit Bahree