Sorry, this is in Hinglish ; too complicated to try and translate it. :)
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa- Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa- Aag lage is college main.
Papa- Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa- Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa- Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
NAUKRI CHHOTNE PAR
Maa- Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa- Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
BIRTHDAY PAR:
Maa- Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa- Hamesha aage badhna.
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
SHAADI PAR
Maa- Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa- Khush Raho
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa- Bilkul mere bete par gaya/gayi hai
Papa- Khush Raho
Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte…!!!