A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
And some often leave
A powerful, poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song….

A fart can create
A  curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while……

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true- We must never forget….
Sweet old farts like you!

Poetry @ its finest. 😃