- If you introduce your wife as “ email@example.com ”
- If you have more toys than your kids
- If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
- If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
- If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didn’t get enough sleep
- If your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea what you do at work
- If you spend more on your home computer than your car
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