• If you introduce your wife as “ mylady@home.wife
  • If you have more toys than your kids
  • If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
  • If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
  • If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didn’t get enough sleep
  • If your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea what you do at work
  • If you spend more on your home computer than your car

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