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Can you find yourself?

I can’t decide which one of the following reasons makes more sense. :)

Two strings walk into a bar. 1st string: I’ll have a beerk^xtc3ts08bmd;tidd%ti=lt}to 2nd string: Please forgive my friend. He’s not null terminated. (credit: Avanade communities)

Greatest moment in a geeks life

Sorry, this is in Hinglish ; too complicated to try and translate it. :) RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO: Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai. Papa- Beta Kiska Hai. Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain RESULT AGAR BURA HO: Maa- Aag lage is college main. Papa- Laad pyar ne bigaad diya. Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain! NAUKRI LAGNE PAR: Maa- Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna Papa- Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna. Dost- Chal Daaru Peete hain!...

If you are a Tea person (and I am not), then you would like Cup of Brown joy from Professor Elemental – who is basically a guy from Colonial India who does hip hop.

Krodh k samay mukh se nikle ashleel shabd athwa shabdo ka samuh, jinke uchaaran k pashchaat vyakti k hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai :) (Sorry too complicated to translate from Hindi to English)

A family of tomatoes were walking down the street. The youngest tomato was being silly lagging behind and then unfortunately he was stepped on. The mother tomato turned around and said “ketch-up”

Yo mama is so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

Get a Billion

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. Perhaps, I should revive my Yo Mama jokes, no? :)

I’m so broke even my computer is low on cache.

Brilliant!

So you have a team (somewhat like mine right now) which is inexperienced with TFS and not very sure about this whole branching, merging, shelveset thinggy and extremely nervous when using it. So, what will you do? Well you might try and train them, show them how to use it, write documents showing how to use it, have processes in place, try and use some tools to help, etc. But, what do they do?...

Boolean logic explained

I think many of us can relate to this - including my current project. :roll: Project Management - how to test

Need I say more? Race condition explained

Unfortunately (or fortunately), depending on your perspective, this is so me! Still no sleep

The wife has one of these and can absolutely relate to this!

Pixels is Awesome! Any self righteous geek has to check this out. :)

Evolution clearly has been failing us. :roll: